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procrastinatah: flawcotober, day three
by john ryan gallagher

putting shit off is one of my specialties. while many admit to procrastination, few do it as well as i do. it is something i genuinely enjoy doing. here are a few examples of times when this flaw of mine has backfired in the past few months. while these are lessons i should have learned the hard way, i still find it very doubtful that i’ll ever change. i’ll worry about that later.  

-i opted out of buying a suit until the last possible minute. the store, which was closing in about fourteen minutes, didn’t have my pant size in stock. i didn’t have an option but to buy the smaller size and not wear underwear with them. i’m in a constant fear of them ripping and my asshole being exposed to the world.

-i waited so long to register for college graduation that my name wasn’t listed in the hand-out at my commencement ceremony. my weird family was sitting in the stands, wondering if  i’d put a big one over on them. a few are still not convinced i’m a graduate. 

-my car was making a loud noise and i ignored it. it was great not dealing with it, until the tailpipe and muffler fell off.

-in keeping with my thirty flaws in thirty days blog routine, that would mean that this post was supposed to go up yesterday. i procrastinated and, true-to-form, i wrote it at the last minute and posted it a day late. 

don’t be mad at me.

the dancing dolphins by marfis75 on Flickr.