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flaw number five

by john ryan gallagher 

you know how there are glass half-full people and half-empty ones? usually i’m half-empty by the second sip. let’s put it this way. i spend more time dwelling on the end of something, rather than appreciating what i have when it’s around. 

every year i get depressed leading up to the 4th of july because once i heard someone say that the 4th means summer is already halfway over. i start getting bummed because, well, i don’t want the summer to end, and if it’s already half-way over, then it’s almost the end. 

when i go on vacations, by day two or three, i’m usually already complaining about how it’s already almost over. i’ve been known to ruin other people’s buzz by being a little bitch about this.  

idk. maybe i’m more of an optimist than i realize. i hope this doesn’t sound too live journal or emo.  

btw whoever said that about the 4th of july can roll up my dick and smoke it.