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flaw eleven

sometimes when i’m at a red light and no one is around, i drive through the motherfucker. i picked this up in southie where urban legend has it that this is legal.

while this might seem harmless, it is, however, against the law and dangerous. it’s also, in my opinion, a gateway to doing other bad shit. once you start pulling crooked tricks like this, what’s going to stop you from boosting a bag of cheetos at 7-11 when the cashier’s not looking? who knows, maybe after a few little freebies like that, you move on to stealing expensive hoodies from american apparel because you know the farty hipster chick behind the counter is too oblivious to notice. then you start getting a rush from it. before you know it, you’re addicted to shooting bath salts and creeping naked craigslist granny pictures. it’s a slippery slope.

cutting corners this like this almost always leads to more wrong avenues in life. it’s important to be the best person you can be. while it seems to be a colossal waste of time to be stopped at a red light in the middle of nowhere, you should still be able to get off on the fact that you’ve done the right thing and wait your turn.

btw, it’s not just lindsay’s teeth that are busted. 

you can bet she’s cut a few corners in her time.